Dear Journal: The Doug Funny Story

August 29, 2009
Dear Journal, hi! it's me, Doug.
I checked my facebook account today
and Patti Mayonnaise accepted my friend request

It took me half an hour to think of what to write on her wall
before I settled for the nonchalant in “Hey, whats goin on”
instead of “Patti you're the Mayonnaise for me, woah woah woah!”

I pass the time by sifting through her 23 photo albums,
then the 47 profile pics, and all 268 of the pictures she was tagged in
wondering why a majority of them were taken in bathrooms.

Then I notice her Honesty Box
and realize that this may be my chance
to let her know anonymously but know none-the-less
that when it comes down to it...

Patti, I’d eat liver and onions for you,
sing along to the beat of The Beet’s “Oh eee ooh, killer tofu”
whenever we needed to reminisce and if “there’s a bomb in the lasagna”
I’ll be the first to dive on it and protect you

Since for a while now I’ve wanted to step
into the spotlight like Waa-na-naaaaa! Jack Bandit!
and steal the show your heart’s been starring in.

Patti, I’ve always loved how your hair mimics a sunflower’s bloom
and even though the petals have been trimmed
that face is still the most beautiful mosaic of florets.

Your voice has always been the perfect sheet of music
a giver of life to the inanimate whenever I find myself
“Bang'n on the trash can, drum'n on the street light, play'n on my banjo
one little voice is calling me” back and forth from every daydream.

Which leads me back to another journal entry
about a girl with heliotrope hair
that smiles like she stole May

Source: Brandon Berkley

10 Reason Why Kanye West is a Douche:

August 25, 2009
Everyone should know by now that Kanye has a big ego and loves the attention. He will say and do whatever to keep himself in the spotlight from his antics during the 2006 VMA to calling out Bush on national TV. Here’s an article I found recently listing the Top 10 Reasons Why Kanye West Is a Douche.

Kanye West is a douche for many, many reasons, but it is easy to falter and find yourself thinking “Man, that Kanye’s a pretty wicked dude”.  It happens to the best of us, we falter at ti...

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Jay-Z's The Blueprint 3 Tracklist

August 25, 2009
With less than a month until the release of Jay-Z’s The Blueprint 3, Jigga has revealed the track list for his highly anticipated album on his official Website. Of the record’s 15 tracks, only three songs find Jay-Z going it solo — the rest boast a kind of hip-hop all-star team. In addition to contributions from Kanye West and Rihanna on “Run This Town” and the previously reported collaborations with Drake, Kid Cudi and Mr Hudson, The Blueprint 3 will also feature appearances from A...
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Model Sloanne Carmel Mixon

August 23, 2009

I met this model while attending Central State University (Ohio) and I always thought that she had TALENT. Sloanne is the type of person who has star written all over her face. She is a beauty at first sign with a look unmatched by no one, and the personality to match (Can you Say Wifey Type).

Sloanne Carmel Mixon

TEXT 48000 to Download Wallpaper of Sloanne Carmel Mixon

Birthday January 27 Sloanne Carmel Mixon is a local Model from Detroit with International Talent. She discovered her passion fo...

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